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A Puppy's 12 Days of Christmas by Elise Lewis 1997 Part 4 of 4


December 22, 2012
steve

On the tenth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me

Ten Christmas cards I shoulda mailed

My wreath in nine pieces

Eight tiny reindeer fragments

Seven scraps of wrapping paper

Six yards of soggy ribbon

Five chewed-up stockings

Four broken window candles

Three punctured ornaments

Two leaking bubble lights

And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

Catgegory: Doggy Humour

A Puppy's 12 Days of Christmas by Elise Lewis 1997 Part 1 of 4


November 28, 2012
steve

On the first day of Christmas my puppy gave to me

The Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the second day of Christmas my puppy gave to me

Two leaking bubble lights

And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the third day of Christmas my puppy gave to me

Three punctured ornaments

Two leaking bubble lights

And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

 

Catgegory: Doggy Humour

Walkin the dog


July 12, 2010
Sandor Fagyal

 

A little girl asked her Mom, ‘Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?’
Mom replies, ‘No, because she is in heat.’
‘What’s that mean?’ asked the child.
‘Go ask your father. I think he’s in the garage.’
The little girl goes to the garage and says, ‘Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.’
Dad said, ‘Bring Belle over here.’ He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, And scrubbed the dog’s backside with it to disguise the scent, and said ‘OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and Only go one time round the block.’ The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.

dog & little girl

Surprised, Dad asked, ‘Where’s Belle?’ (YOU’RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!)

The little girl said, ‘She ran out of gas about halfway down the block,
So another dog is pushing her home.’

Catgegory: Doggy Humour

Old Dog, New Tricks – Meet Freddie and Percy the horse-riding terriers.


July 12, 2010
Sandor Fagyal

You can’’t teach an old dog new tricks, or so the saying goes. But, if the story of a pair of English Jack Russell Terriers is anything to go by, it seems an old dog can teach a younger one a thing or two.

For the past five years, a Jack Russell called Freddie, who lives with his owner Patricia Swinley in Gloucestershire, has regularly taken a ride on the back of a friendly Shetland pony called Daisy. When seven year old Freddie recently became friendly with a younger Jack Russell, called Percy, he was determined to share the experience with him.

Jack Russell riding a horse

One day Freddie invited Percy up and the pair went for a ride. Percy quickly got the hang of it and the pair became regular passengers on Daisy’s back, amazing locals in their village, Flaxley. The only problem now is th at the pair often argue over whose turn it is to go first. There is no such squabbling when the pair take an alternative form of transport, in a little cart that Daisy pulls through the village.

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