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A Puppy's 12 Days of Christmas by Elise Lewis 1997 Part 4 of 4


December 22, 2012
steve

On the tenth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me Ten Christmas cards I shoulda mailed My wreath in nine pieces Eight tiny reindeer fragments Seven scraps of wrapping paper Six yards of soggy ribbon Five chewed-up stockings Four broken window candles Three punctured ornaments Two leaking bubble lights And the Santa topper from [...]

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A Puppy's 12 Days of Christmas by Elise Lewis 1997 Part 2 of 4


December 5, 2012
steve

On the fourth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me Four broken window candles Three punctured ornaments Two leaking bubble lights And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree. On the fifth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me Five chewed-up stockings Four broken window candles Three punctured ornaments Two leaking bubble lights [...]

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A Puppy's 12 Days of Christmas by Elise Lewis 1997 Part 1 of 4


November 28, 2012
steve

On the first day of Christmas my puppy gave to me The Santa topper from the Christmas tree. On the second day of Christmas my puppy gave to me Two leaking bubble lights And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree. On the third day of Christmas my puppy gave to me Three punctured ornaments [...]

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8 things a dog should promise before Christmas


December 8, 2010
Peter

Most dogs are not as careful as the one in the video and they will not only dance around the Christmas tree. They are much more likely to think its edible or that it’s their new toy. To avoid disaster, here is a list of things a dog should promise as Christmas approaches: I will [...]

Walkin the dog


July 12, 2010
Sandor Fagyal

  A little girl asked her Mom, ‘Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?’ Mom replies, ‘No, because she is in heat.’ ‘What’s that mean?’ asked the child. ‘Go ask your father. I think he’s in the garage.’ The little girl goes to the garage and says, ‘Dad, may I [...]

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