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Dog Shaming: When Good Dogs Go Bad


December 22, 2014
Sandor Fagyal

In some cases, judges have been known to resort to shaming as a form of punishment rather than jail time or community service. This means that the guilty individual has to stand outside holding a sign that explains to pedestrians and passing motorists their wrongdoing. Some parents are now also doing the same when their […]

Category: Doggy Humour

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A DANE OWNER WHEN……….


March 17, 2011
David Veibl

You Know You’re A Dane Owner When…

The sound of running water makes you jump up and yell, OUTSIDE!

You tell your dog to sit, and he backs up until he finds a chair

It takes 3 people to get your dog on the scale at the vets

You walk your dog and everyone knows him by name, but you have no idea who these people are

You can carry on a conversation with a dog’s muzzle firmly in your crotch

You own a dog capable of pulling someone from a porta potty

Category: Doggy Humour

Walkin the dog


July 12, 2010
Sandor Fagyal

 

A little girl asked her Mom, ‘Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?’
Mom replies, ‘No, because she is in heat.’
‘What’s that mean?’ asked the child.
‘Go ask your father. I think he’s in the garage.’
The little girl goes to the garage and says, ‘Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.’
Dad said, ‘Bring Belle over here.’ He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, And scrubbed the dog’s backside with it to disguise the scent, and said ‘OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and Only go one time round the block.’ The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.

dog & little girl

Surprised, Dad asked, ‘Where’s Belle?’ (YOU’RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!)

The little girl said, ‘She ran out of gas about halfway down the block,
So another dog is pushing her home.’

Category: Doggy Humour

Old Dog, New Tricks – Meet Freddie and Percy the horse-riding terriers.


July 12, 2010
Sandor Fagyal

You can’’t teach an old dog new tricks, or so the saying goes. But, if the story of a pair of English Jack Russell Terriers is anything to go by, it seems an old dog can teach a younger one a thing or two.

For the past five years, a Jack Russell called Freddie, who lives with his owner Patricia Swinley in Gloucestershire, has regularly taken a ride on the back of a friendly Shetland pony called Daisy. When seven year old Freddie recently became friendly with a younger Jack Russell, called Percy, he was determined to share the experience with him.

Jack Russell riding a horse

One day Freddie invited Percy up and the pair went for a ride. Percy quickly got the hang of it and the pair became regular passengers on Daisy’s back, amazing locals in their village, Flaxley. The only problem now is th at the pair often argue over whose turn it is to go first. There is no such squabbling when the pair take an alternative form of transport, in a little cart that Daisy pulls through the village.

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