Joke with a Seeing Eye Dog
It's amazing what seeing eye dogs can do and how they lead their owners around. They lead their owner around obstacles and often become their best friends. Once in a while however, it's nice to joke about them. Like the one below: A blind man walks into a hardware store with his seeing eye dog... Very briskly, the man makes his way to the center of the store, and stops. Without hesitation, the man picks his dog up by its leash, and begins spin the dog around over his head. Seeing the poor pooch flying around the air, the store managers quickly makes his way over to the blind man. Without pause, the manager asks the gentleman if he can help. Without concern, the blind man replies, "Nope, just looking around."