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Dog Poems: "A Poem for New Puppy Owners"

 

A Poem for New Puppy Owners

Don’t smell crotches, don’t eat plants.
Don’t steal food or underpants.
Don’t eat my socks, don’t grab my hair…
DON’T RIP THE STUFFING FROM THAT CHAIR!
Don’t eat those peas, don’t touch that bush,
Don’t chew my shoes, what IS this mush?!?
Eat your cookies, drink your drink,
Outta the toilet! Outta the sink!
AWAY FROM THE LITTER BOX, IT’S FOR THE CAT!
(and must you kiss me after that?!?)
Raising a puppy is not for the lazy,
Those rugrats are funny but also quite crazy.
Don’t despair through the toil and the strife,
‘Cause after three years you’ll get back your life!
So let’s go for walkies, so you can do your “thing”,
And maybe I’ll get back my good diamond ring!

Author unknown.

Embarassed Puppy

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Anonymous - February 24, 2011

it’s good

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Judith Belsham Singer - May 6, 2014

I’m glad you like the poem but it is incorrect. I know that because I am the author :)

This is the correct wording:

Don’t smell crotches,
Don’t eat plants,
Don’t steal food
Or underpants.

Don’t eat my socks,
Don’t grab my hair…
DON’T RIP THE STUFFING
FROM THAT CHAIR!!

Don’t eat those peas!
Don’t touch that bush!
Don’t chew my shoes…
What IS that mush?

Eat your cookie,
Drink your drink,
Outta the toilet!
Outta the sink!

AWAY FROM THE CAT BOX,
IT’S FOR THE CAT!
(And MUST you kiss me
After that???)

Yes, raising a puppy,
Is not for the lazy.
Though puppies are funny,
They’re also quite crazy.

But don’t despair
Through its toil and strife.
After three years
You’ll get back your life!

So, lets go for “walkies,”
You can “do your thing”
(And perhaps I’ll get back
MY GOOD DIAMOND RING!)

© Judith Belsham Singer

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